NASTY BUG
| bug's illustration |
Every night,Harold would go down to the
liquor store,get a six pack,bring it at home and drink it while he watched
TV.One night as finished his last beer.the door bell rang.he stumble to the
door and found six foot cockroach standing there.The Bug grabbed him by the
collar and threw him across the room,and left
The next night,after he finished his 3th
beer,The door bell rang.
He Walked slowly to the door ad found the same six foot cockroach standing there.The big bug punched him in the stomach,then left.
He Walked slowly to the door ad found the same six foot cockroach standing there.The big bug punched him in the stomach,then left.
The next night,after he finished his 1st
beer,the door bell rang again.the same six foot cockroach was standing there.
this time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in
pain.Then the big bug left.
The fourth night Harold didn’t drink at
all.The doorbell rang.The cockroach was standing there.the bug beat the snot
out of Harold and left him in a heap on the living room floor.
The following day, Harold went to see
his doctor.He explained events of the preceding four nights.”What can I do? he
pleaded.
“Not much”the doctors replied. “There’s
just a nasty bug going around.”
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